Feb 07 2010
Why Aye Man does a broken cane hurt like a paddle?
A mixed bag of snippets in this post cos its easier and I have a lot going on next week so may not have time for much.
‘Breaking’ News
I had some unfinished business with someone from before Christmas and yesterday it was dealt with, or should I say I was!. This time I went over to see him for a change which meant having to get trains. He told me to bring some implements with me along with a school uniform (my tartan skirted one) and another short skirt to wear in the day. It was a relaxed whole afternoon and evening, so plenty of time to get to the bottom of some outstanding issues. I had this long genuine school cane in my cupboard which broke, but it was still about two feet long. I decided to try and fit it into my big Fiorelli handbag along with the other stuff, so I bought some sandpaper and sanded the broken end down as someone had told me once to avoid cuts. It ended up about 2 feet long with the crook handle too. With a slight bend I managed to squeeze it in, thinking it would probably not be any good if it wasn’t the usual length. But oh no, he soon got to grips with it and it hurt exactly the same as a longer one. In fact he said it was easier to use and more accurate! I ended up being spanked, slippered, given the leather paddle and caned as well. By the time we sat down for dinner my bottom was sore which goes to prove that size doesn’t really matter
Fitness for purpose
I was speaking to my lovely hairdresser the other day and he was showing me how to dry my hair better with a paddle brush. It came out so well that I decided to get myself one. I already have a fantastic one in my implements cupboard, but no way did I want to use that one on my hair so I bought another one from Boots (which I’m sure is still as good if needed). I brush my hair with it every night now and it’s in so much better condition now (my hair that is). Oh, and my bottom is ‘gorgeous’ too according to my friend last night so I’m as happy as a bunny again now ( a non endangered bunny that is, or maybe not lol!)!. I’ve been working out three times a week to Ministry of Sound Pump it Up 2010 DVD doing squats and lunges, after three months of being lazy and getting fat and untoned so I am getting back to my best now I hope. So this is one of my beauty secrets now if I can be so vain as to say that in my case. I prefer paddle brushes for both purposes than rounded wooden brushes that bruise. I hate bruising on my bottom at any time because I often had that from my ex mentor’s heavy prison type tawse and hated it even though he didn’t set out to bruise me just leave me very sore. The paddle brush stings a lot more than a wooden one too because its flatter. It hurts much ‘more to sit down with a red raw bottom though after a spanking from these things, and it is always out in my bedroom anyway if needed … until I hide it of course!
The Fog on the Tyne is all mine (and particularly dense and blonder)
I was out in the car after dinner with another good friend the other day and we were talking about scene likes and dislikes. He is more into BDSM (I am not at all really) and was talking about bondage and tickling. Now there was a lot of traffic on the road and it was noisy. He referred to them as the ‘Tie and Tease’ brigade. Me being very scatty blond in common sense real life as you all know and not really that knowledgeable about these methods and, thinking about other things (like spanking later possibly), didn’t hear as well as I should have done. I replied, “What, you mean they are from the Newcastle area”?. He had a puzzled look on his face and said “What do you mean?” to which I went on “I mean, they are from the Tyne and Tees area?”!! He laughed so much and I’m glad he didn’t crash the car, but it is added to my list of ‘Emma moments’ now! I’m great at understanding things I can do on auto pilot that I know already, like business stuff I’ve learned and had explained to me or creative things I can make up etc. But day to day stuff that most people know I get lost on and that’s why I am still very often back at school with teachers etc! I think maybe I need to become a whippet and try and clear the fog!
Blog love
Just a quick mention as I promised my friend Cliff James of one of his fantastic sites: Miss Teresa May Spanks.
Cliff has added a lot of galleries for those (particularly gentlemen) who like to be on the receiving end and I’m told she takes no nonsense!
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